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FUNK VS. ATARI



(or better known in some countries as:) Man vs. Machine


Funkmaster V, formerly known as Cousin Vinnie, took time off from playing Atari games to learn how to break suckas' kneecaps in the rasslin' ring with his patented finishing move: The Funky Figure Four (not to mention the sheer devestation he created with his move: YOUR MOM***.) Now he's back breaking Atari kneecaps... or something like that.

Funkmaster V now tries to conquer semi-difficult Atari 7800 tasks in one setting. He films it so you don't think he is a liar, and so all the ladies say "Woooo! Funk!" If he wins, FUNK defeats Atari. If he fails, Atari defeats the FUNK. Currently, Funkmaster V is an impressive (4-1)

HAVE A CHALLENGE FOR THE FUNK? Shoot him an message and tell him all about it!





Challenge #1
Funkmaster V vs. Double Dragon
***Can He Beat Double Dragon First Time Playing in 20 Years***


Result:
FUNK WINS (1-0)


Challenge #2
Funkmaster V vs. (Im)Possible Mission
***Can He Beat Impossible Mission First Time Playing in 12 Years***


Result:
FUNK WINS (2-0)


Challenge #3
Funkmaster V vs. Commando
***Can He Find All POW Camps and Trip the Game First Time Ever***


Result:
FUNK WINS (3-0)


Challenge #4
Funkmaster V vs. Tower Toppler
***Can He Break the World Record??***


Result:
FUNK WINS (4-0)
(call him WORLD CHAMPION)





Challenge #5
Funkmaster V vs. Basketbrawl
***Can He Surpass the 1992 Dream Team's Mark of 8 Wins in a Row?***
Result:
ATARI WINS (4-1)











*** Your Mom